OK. I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids. Naomi Lapaglia: Oh baby. Hold on baby. I fucked up! Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Brad: Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. Does that ring a bell? With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Wolf Of Wall Street animated GIFs to your conversations. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Failure is your friend. Jordan Belfort, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right? Jordan Belfort, Ive got the guts to die. It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. Come for me, baby. Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. Oh, my God. Donnie Azoff: The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. It's a whazy. Who's Venice? Its because you have not learnt enough. You have to excuse my friend. We'll get broad-sided and tip over. Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . Jordan Belfort: Get away from the window! There were more over here. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Once he was an ice cream vendor and now Jordan is the head of a stockbroker office: he's greedy, he loves power and all forms of excess. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Exactly. [to the waiter] Pick up the phone and start dialing! Naomi and I got along. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. One day, you will do it right. And I wanna meet Willy fuckin' Wonka, okay? Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I don't love you anymore, Jordan! The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! It took 90 minutes for these fuckers to kick in but once they did, *pow. Yeah. Jordan and Donnie cut up lines as a HOSTESS serves Bloody . So I was a little surprised you asked Christie for my number. [voice over] John: Give me one for the nerves! Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. Donnie and I were going out on our own. He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? They're called telephones. I called the captain the n-word? Mark Hanna: [in thoughts] Mark Hanna: Hey, John. You could pay off your mortgage. You hear me? Plot - Jordan Belfort earns by day thousands of dollars per minute, money that he squanders by night at the same velocity in drugs, sex and travels around the world. Jordan Belfort: There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! $26,000 for one fucking dinner! Naomi Lapaglia: She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. Donnie. [hears a phone] Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. God damn it! I love you. Ugh! Brad: The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. With Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey. Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. [narration] So I, you know, used the cousin thing as like like an in with her. Then were gonna need some tranq darts, a pair a handcuffs, a can of Mace Wigwam, I dont think youre cut out for this job. He's a Boy Scout! Im not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. right? I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! If youre into films about money, sales, success and that rags to riches story then it is all of that with a bunch of crazy, obscene and extreme all thrown in. Like, "Run free!" Some little hooker you were fucking last night? I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: I'll do four grand. That'd be 40,000 shares, John. Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? Look, it's a figure of fucking speech, just give me the fucking Donnie Azoff: Well, we don't work for you, man! Welcome back. No shit. Twice a day. Nicky Koskoff: the success of scorsese's wolf of wall street is that it's enjoyable to watch and it shouldnt be. What a Greek tragedy honey! I keep the rhythm below the belt. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Nothing. Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Across the Verrazano's Bridge. Jordan Belfort: See those little black boxes? This is the greatest company in the world! People tend to give up. Chester, who sold tires and weed. Cinemark Hey, sweetheart! Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: Because I want you to come for me, baby. Jordan Belfort: By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and
Donnie Azoff: I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. Donnie Azoff: And you know something else, daddy? Donnie Azoff: No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? Naomi Lapaglia: there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. I was born too - too early. We are going down! All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. They're not gonna dial themselves. Fugayzi, fugazi. Jordan Belfort: No, everything's fine. Oh yeah. It recounts Belfort's perspective on his career as a stockbroker in New York City and how his firm, Stratton Oakmont, engaged in rampant . The movie also features the "One of Us" chant, which is a reference to the 1930s horror movie Freaks. Jordan Belfort: Integrity. I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. Maybe sell the house. I don't understand. No it's not like that. No, I don't wanna implode, sir. See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. What are you, a fucking owl? His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. Jordan Belfort: How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. WHY, GOD? Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. Jordan Belfort: Everybody on point! Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool. Patrick Denham: John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. Theyre gonna need to send in the national guard or fucking swat team, cause I aint going nowhere! Jordan Belfort, I am not gonna die sober! And I choose rich every fucking time. [whispering] The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you're an aspiring landscape architect, Isn't that right? The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. Jordan Belfort: [Approaches the guy] Yes, I think it's true. You know, every time someone rises up in this world, there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag 'em down. What the fuck is that kid doing? Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Jordan Belfort: If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. Jordan Belfort: And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: Error rating book. Together with his trusted lieutenant (Jonah Hill) and a merry band of brokers, Belfort makes a huge fortune by defrauding wealthy investors out of millions. I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Mark Hanna: She had been my mistress, for Chrissake! There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. vials of coke. Jordan Belfort: Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. Sell me that pen. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. Captain Ted Beecham: Hold on! Get off me! Nicholas the Butler: I haven't made love to you in so long. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You just made love to me. They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Tell me. I'm sure every person has this; it's just that my monologue is particularly loud. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my back pain, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because its awesome. Jordan Belfort, There are two keys to success in the broker business; first of all you gotta stay relaxed, secondly you gotta always get stay high. Mark Hanna, Fugayzi, fugazi. I want to. That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! Jordan Belfort: So before I approve this midget-tossing business, you need to find me a game warden who can rein in the little critter if he should go off the deep end. All Quotes Teresa Petrillo: Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. Supply and demand, my friend. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. I want you to fuck me real hard. What the fuck is going on out here? In point of fact, The Wolf of Wall Street: WOLF OF WALL STREET:Wolf of wallstreet: Wolf of wall st {wolf of wall street}:by Jordan Belfort. In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Am I crazy? You know what? You fucking bitch! Jordan Belfort: The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. Regal So you listen to me and you listen well. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! Jordan Belfort: You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! Not a stitch. You got a minute? Cocaine and hookers, my friend. Jordan Belfort: It's never landed. Venice. Naomi Lapaglia: Pick up the phone and start dialing! He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. [reacting to market crash] Naomi Lapaglia: Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter It's fucked up. It's actually an utterly entertaining and hilarious joy ride. For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. In the bedroom? Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the upcoming months. Sort: Relevant Newest # movies # leonardo dicaprio # martin scorsese # wolf of wall street # the wolf of wall street Go on. Is that right? You know? There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. Jordan Belfort: He's just warning everybody. Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Tell me something I don't know, I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer and they have to fucking [picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent]. Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. And who're you gonna be sitting next to? You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? When you do something, you might fail. No, no, this can be explained. Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? Its because you have not learnt enough. It had nothing to fucking do with me! What are your favorite Wolf of Wall Street quotes? What the fuck are you talking about? Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. I got you, baby. You think I would let my kids near you? You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? Hey, listen, I quit! Donnie Azoff: Are you sure? [in narration] Huh? I dont care whose birthday it is. Donnie Azoff, Its business. You know what I mean? [stands up tall, smiling] Mark Hanna: You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Then look no further. That is fucked up! Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. Donnie Azoff: Guys with sales experience. Guinea Gulch. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. FBI! You're a lying piece of shit! Even though I own 85% of Steve Cocksucking Motherfucking Madden Shoes, the shares were in his fucking name! Jordan Belfort: You can sell anything? Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. Donnie! If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever Jordan Belfort: It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. Leah Belfort: Three or four times, maybe five. The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. ~ Jordan Belfort. You be relentless! Jordan Belfort: Theyre called telephones. Naomi Lapaglia: Look at yourself, Jordan. While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. Oh no. When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. The name of the company, Aerotyne International. What kind of person are you? It's a woozie. * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. No, baby. Naomi Lapaglia: Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? Yeah? Jordan Belfort: But, But what was wrong with that? Jordan Belfort: And it wasn't just about the sex either. Naomi Lapaglia: Once in the morning, right after I work out. Mayday! Jordan Belfort: She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S! I'm the Founder of SucceedFeed.com and I truly appreciate you taking the time to read my posts and being apart of the Succeed Feed community. That's good for me. Her father is the brother of my mom. Technically, you do work for me. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Not only is it motivating but the dialogues are hilarious, the acting is excellent and the cameo by Matthew McConaughey always makes me laugh. Once in the morning after I work out, once after lunch. You were, like, screaming at people. About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. The Wolf of Wall Street: Directed by Martin Scorsese. A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. Jordan Belfort: Okay, mommy likes to play games with daddy. I finished my paperwork and I was, just had a couple minutes. Your hair looks good. What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? Like the whole Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Best The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes. No, there's no alcohol. You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. 3 2 1, let's fuck! Fuck you! [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] What kind of hooker takes credit cards? Yeah, I'm sure. But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. Mark Hanna : It's his first day on Wall Street. Act as if youre a wealthy man, rich already, and then youll surely become rich. Okay, let's do it. It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? Mark Hanna: I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. The Wolf Of Wall Street is undoubtedly one of the best movies to come out in the last decade.Fans and critics are still divided on whether it glorifies fraud or not but there is no denying that the star-studded biopic offers great entertainment. I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, California? Chester Ming: Max Belfort: Mark Hanna: Is he is he wearing a bowtie? Jordan Belfort: Very British, you know. Jordan Belfort: Privacy Policy They cure cancer? You be ferocious! Can fucking sell anything. You had a minute? Naomi Lapaglia: Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: They don't give a shit about money. Fun coupons! Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! Babe, why you doing it like that? Oh, you're investing in Italy? it should simply be a lesson learned about the world of the stock broker because it's not possible to empathise with his character as everything he does it so vile. Stability. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. Theyre wrapped in sheets. Captain Ted Beecham: What, if the kid's retarded? Right? Good! Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort, the former stock broker whose story inspired the hit movie The Wolf of Wall Street, is suing the filmmakers for $300m (229m). Look at this! Shut the fuck up! I put the money on that fucking table, not you! Based on Jordan Belfort's autobiography. She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. I want a divorce. But he didn't go along with us. Naomi Lapaglia: The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket.